9 Things Everyone Working in Retail HATES Hearing

Hi guys, just a fun post here – I painstakingly scoured the net for you and pulled together (and also created) some memes that feature the most annoying, most repeated and most loathed things you hear working in Retail. Enjoy!

brought my own bags retail customer
I remember the terror of hearing this.. I’m glad you’re happy about it, because it’s going to take me 10X longer to check you out because those stupid things never stand up right and flop all over the place

 

No. No there isn't. Ok maybe there is but I really don't want to go through the mountains of overstock to check.
No. No there isn’t..  Ok maybe there is but I really don’t want to go through the mountains of overstock out the back to check.

 

what are your cheapest cigarettes
You’re a smoker, don’t you already know??

 

Oh you lost the receipt to these 6 packets of Mach 3 razorblades and 2 packets of skincare cream?
Oh you lost the receipt to these 6 packets of Mach 3 razorblades and 2 skincare creams?

 

does that mean its free retail customer
You not being able to read correctly does not make this item free.

 

do you work here dumb retail customer questions
No I don’t work here, I just like to walk around in the uniform

 

where are the eggs customer queries the future rich
It should be law that all big supermarkets have a huge sign in the entrance that stipulates where the eggs, milk and bread is, to save retail workers the pain of this question

 

rude customers the future rich
Because the register is now closed, there is no money in the til and because you were rude and decided to keep shopping after being told repeatedly the store was closing. (Credit: Woolworths Memes Facebook group)

 

self scan checkouts self serve retail the future rich
This is heard so often people must have nightmares about it. Sound often accompanied by “These machines are stealing your jobs!!” from customers that are using them. (credit: 9Gag)

There you have it people. I’m sure a lot of you can relate to some of these.

Which one do you hear the most? Did I miss any? Leave them in the comments! -aj

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  1. Kasey says

    LOL I always get asked the price of the cheapest smokes, if smokers are so worried about the price of cigarettes they should just quit!

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